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FADER GIVER THE *AYOBA* VIDEO THUMBS UP INA  FUNNY RANT

*This video is a perfect morning motivator. Our favorite Johannesberg rapper/slang creator Spoek Mathambo is like the party Midas, and his collabo with German producers Schlachthofbronx is clearly not exempt from his magical powers. This song is dedicated “to all the ladies who unbutton their pants in the club” which is like, ALL of us, right? Particularly after eating large meals and/or whilst in the bathroom. We really like Gnucci Banana (Spoek’s lucky wife!), and wonder if Ke$ha and/or Uffie are gonna get salty at her for being a white girl who “raps” because, you know, they invented that. It’s cool though, Gnucci outcharms them by like 42 million, plus her name is GNUCCI BANANA, which automatically makes us want to befriend her. Cop Schlachthofbronx’s new EP here.*

How do you know Spoek is writing? CAPS LOCK MASSIVE. Well look small letters have come to the Zombo blog, must mean Spoek is on vacation. Spoek didn't write a pre-nup therefore am I, the wife entitled to half of EVERYTHING, including this blog. Naw, he asked me to write, so I'm doing favours here. I'm a poser, not an imposer.

Anyways. I've come here to tell you to start stretchin cause tomorrow is friday and it's AYOBA DAY. AYOOOOOBA!

BUY IT HERE , PUT YOUR GUNFINGAZ AND GUNTOEZ IN THE AIR AND SCREAM AYOBA!! SCHLACHTHOFBRONX ARE THE BEST AND ME AND SPOEK ARE HYPE MARRIAGE NO.1 ...

 Schlachthofbronx "Ayoba" feat. Spoek + Gnucci Banana by MANRECORDINGS

AYOOOOOOOOBA PEOPLES! I kiss you all / GNUCCI

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I'M PRETTY HYPE! CAME BACK FROM AMSTERDAM YESTERDAY....AND GNUCCI HAD NEWS! WHAT NEWS?!

*CROOKERS PUT US IN THEIR NEW MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!!!*

AFTER A LOTTA JUMPING I PRESSED PLAY AND IT'S DUTTTTTTTTTTTTY!

THEY SUPRISE ME...PLAYING PERCUSSIVE BLEEPY GLITCH DUBSTEP AND TROPICANA. 

MONATE FELA!1