ANGELINA JOLIE

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Hello my name is Stereo Mike. Sun is shining and life is like a delicious camelotoe. Beautiful.  

VIKTOR / http://matlagningsprogrammet.blogg.se/

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I dreamed I had sex with my roomie Jessica last night. WTF! I don’t know what to do. Can I tell her this? No, I can’t tell her this! Jessica may be an open minded sex maniac who doesn’t give a shit. But this could maybe freak her out anyway. I mean, it kinda freaks me out. Hate my brain right now. Why does it always has to be such a dirty slut? When I don’t have nightmares I almost always dream I’m having sex with dopelious hawthys. And that’s nice of course. But then these hawthys turns into other people. Dr Alban, 50 cent and Margaret Thatcher. You, your girlfriend, your mom, your dad and your grannys. My brain is a boundless nymfo without taste and that’s why I can’t look you in the eye any longer. I’VE HAD YOUR GENITALS IN MY MOUTH FOR FUCK SAKE!!! And that is now what have happened with Jessica who used to be my non-sexualized roomie. Not anymore though. At first I dreamed I fucked this dopelicous hawthy on the kitchen table. But then, the hawthy was gone and all suddenly I had Jessicas cunt all over me. And the most creepy thing about it was that she had the fattest cunt I’ve ever seen. Her cunt lips looked like giant chicken fillets and they covered my whole face. AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!  CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ERASE MY BRAIN? How am I supposed to hang out with Jessica when the only thing I see when I looked at her is a big fat chicken fillet-cunt that wants to swallow me? 

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WASTED YOUTH

The only difference between 2000 and 2010 is that nowadays you can buy your own alcohol and the police don’t call your parents to pick you up when you’re drunk as hell. They lock you in. Besides that, everything is exacly the same. And it seems like I’m gonna behave like a pubertal teenager forever. Good for the content of my forthcoming memoirs. Not that good for the chlamydia statistics. 

STEVE-O-LINN-O

Steve-O poses like I do when I'm drunk. I guess he's too stupid to understand that this pose has never been fun or cool and definitly won't get you laid. I don't really have any excuses, I just blame it on the A-A-A-ALCOHOL. 

MALUCA

I never learned to spit properly. When everyone was smoking behind the school and competed on who could spit furthest, I was busy with all my horses. So when I was 17 and finally had time to spit on oldies, cops and nazis, I had absolutely no spitting skills at all. And I guess I thought that was the story of my life. But today everything changed. I were on my way back home to put my yellow-snot-filled brain to sleep when I all suddenly hocked the best fucking loogie ever. The high school kickers outside Seven Eleven gave me envious glances and I felt cooler than when I took Britney Spears virginity. 

Tonight I'm bringing my tight ass and my yellow snot to Berns. You bitches better watch out!. 

Maluca! Maluca! Maluca!!! RAVE ON!

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Wake up. Feel like shit. Look like shit. Eat porridge. Read an old newspaper. Check facebook. Think people are stupid. Glad that I'm sick and don't have to be social. Watch porn. Get bored. Should become a porn director. Watch Nip Tuck instead. Finish another book. Write something incoherent. Eat porridge. Check facebook. Think people are stupid. Glad that I am sick and do not have to be social. Watch porn. Get bored. Should become a porn director. Watch Nip Tuck instead. Finish another book. Write something incoherent. Eat porridge. Check facebook. Think people are stupid. Glad that I am sick and do not have to be social. Watch porn. Get bored. Should become a porn director. Watch Nip Tuck instead. Finish another book. Write something incoherent. Go to bed. 

SICK

I'M FUCKING SUPER DUPER MEGA SICK! This is my sleeping outfit right now and everytime I wake up I think I'm in a tent at the Roskilde festival and have popped some freaky danish purple pills. This fever makes me freeze to death and dream of cocks that grows out of my ass. Can someone please buy some horse magazines and ice cream for me!!!!! 

ANDREA CREWS Madrid tet la pone'

(Cheesy melody) Good morning. This is Linn the Tipsy Gypsie for Uncensored News Stockholm with today's news.

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Everything is pretty much like yesterday. Shit and misery, pathetic celebrities, plastic tits and bad weather. In other words, excellent conditions for staying in bed, masturbate and plan the revolution.

That was all from Uncensored News Stockholm for today. Stay black.

THEM THANGS

ELLEN VON UNWERTH

BAPTISTE GIABIOCONI 2

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Strange things are going on in my brain.

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Went to bed like Your Mom versus Tupac at the highschool party. Woke up as Granny’s old dipears versus R Kelly who just dropped the soup in jail. Saw myself in the mirror and realized I'd turned into Fredrik Reinfeldt's ass. But still I was happier than Pac-Man on speed. So I decided that it must be better to look like an asshole than to be one. And now I’ve already forgot that I’m a worn out haggard. Gimme that funk that sweet that nasty that gushy stuff! I'm ready to get laid, drunk and stupid again.