WEDDING BAND
SPENT LAST NIGHT BENT AND FREAKING OUT, THINKING I LOST MY WEDDING BAND. MY PRIMARY SCHOOL HOMEY ANDY HAYCOCK SAID THAT I SHOULD CUT MY FINGER OFF AND SAY I GOT ROBBED. ANDY LEAL SAID THAT I SHOULD JUST GET A NEW ONE MADE AND ALWAYS MOVE MY HANDS RAEL FAST SO NO ONE IS THE WISER. I SUNK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE DANCEFLOOR UNDER THE WEIGHT OF ONE TOO MANY VODKA AND GINGER ALES.
WOKE UP IN HUNGOVER PANIC, TOSSING MY ROOM LIKE THE DAMN POLICE.
I FOUND IT IN THE SHOWER
RAH! I LOVE MY FINGER.








